May god damn these fools

Remember, you can’t spell Bibles without lies.

A nation where nearly

half the people believe the world is only 6000 years old and dinosaurs were in Eden and on the Ark probably doesn’t deserve to be saved.

Certainly, as more people willingly embrace ignorance every year, there isn’t much hope.

Religion is the lobotomy of the people.

mjh

In Evolution Debate, Creationists Are Breaking New Ground

Museum Dedicated to Biblical Interpretation Of the World Is Being Built Near Cincinnati
By Michael Powell, Washington Post Staff

Writer

PETERSBURG, Ky. — The guide, a soft-spoken fellow with a scholarly aspect, walks through the halls of this handsome,

half-finished museum and points to the sculpture of a young velociraptor.

“We’re placing this one in the hall that explains the

post-Flood world,” explains the guide. “When dinosaurs lived with man.”

Mark Looy [mjh: pronounced “Looney”]

— the guide and a vice president at the museum … [says], “We call him our ‘missionary lizard,’ ” Looy says. “When people

realize the T. rex lived in Eden, it will lead us to a discussion of the gospel. The T. rex once was a vegetarian, too.”

The nation’s largest museum devoted to the alternative reality that is biblical creation science is rising just outside

Cincinnati. Set amid a park and three-acre artificial lake, the 50,000-square-foot museum features animatronic dinosaurs, state-of-the-

art models and graphics, and a half-dozen staff scientists. It holds that the world and the universe are but 6,000 years old and

that baby dinosaurs rode in Noah’s ark.

The $25 million Creation Museum stands much of modern science on its head and

might cause a paleontologist or three to rend their garments. But officials expect to attract hundreds of thousands of visitors when the

museum opens in early 2007.

“Evolutionary Darwinists need to understand we are taking the dinosaurs back,” says

Kenneth Ham, president of Answers in Genesis-USA, which is building the museum. “This is a battle cry to recognize the

science in the revealed truth of God.”

[B]y any measure, Young Earth Creationism — which holds that the Bible is the

literal word of God and that He created the universe in seven days– has a more powerful hold on the beliefs of Americans than

evolutionary theory or intelligent design. That grip grows stronger by the year.

Polls taken last year showed that 45

percent of Americans believe that God created humans in their present form 10,000 years ago (or less) and that man shares no common

ancestor with the ape. Only 26 percent believe in the central tenet of evolution, that all life descended from a single ancestor.

Another poll showed that 65 percent of Americans want creationism taught alongside evolution. …

Another creationist museum

launches expeditions to the Papua New Guinea highlands in search of living pterodactyls.

All of this — creationist zoology,

paleontology, archaeology — is framed in a distinctive academic language.

So one reads of post-Babel studies, and floodology and

post-diluvium studies, these being the study of the world after Noah and the Great Flood, which is regarded as purest fact. …

the creationist bottom line is a through-the-looking-glass version of science. The scientific method of theory, experiment and

assumptions upended does not apply. Ask Ham if he could accept evidence that conflicts with his reading of Genesis — proof, say, that a

fossil is more than 6,000 years old — and he shakes his head.

Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve

out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that.

“We admit we have an axiom: We have a book and it’s the Bible and

it’s revealed history,” says Ham. “Where the Bible teaches on science, we can trust it as the word of God.” …

Scientists place

the age of Earth at 4.5 billion years. Many tend to act resigned at the mention of creationists, seeing a worldview so different as to

defy debate.

“There are people who are prepared to accept that the universe is a pretty untidy place,” said Ian Tattersall, a

curator at the American Museum of Natural History. “And there are people, like the creationists, whose minds rebel at this notion.”

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts.” Daniel

Patrick Moynihan

ABQjournal: Museum of Natural History Takes

T. Rex’s Story to Dramatic Proportions By John Fleck, Journal Staff Writer

The story of T. rex is dramatic for many reasons.

In addition to being Earth’s “most horrific predator,” it was the last of its family line, ripping and tearing its way into the

extinction of the dinosaurs.

“It’s the end of an evolutionary story,” said Lucas, a curator at the New

Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science.

But beyond the drama of T. rex is a tale as scientifically beguiling as it is

dramatic.

For a moment in Earth’s history that was brief in geologic terms, evolution gave the planet a family of killer

dinosaurs— the Tyrannosaurids— different from anything before or since.

The sharp-toothed dinosaurs wandered a world very

different from our own. Called the Cretaceous (kruh-TAY-shus) period, it was in geologic terms the dawn of our modern world, as the

ancient supercontinent of Pangea broke into the pieces that became the continents we see today.

Flowers and bees first

appeared on the planetary stage during the Cretaceous. Mammals played only bit parts, while dinosaurs, after 100 million years of

evolution, reached their apex.

Picking Over the Bones by

John Fleck

Here’s a little challenge to the Intelligence of the Design. mjh

Creationism Still Blows! at Jalenack

Octopi have their optic

nerves attached to the backs of their retina. They have no blind spot. Their eyes are the perfect ones. Ours still have flaws. [The

Intelligent Designer] decided that we weren’t good enough to have perfect eyes.

We didn’t evolve from Octopi, so we didn’t get

the non-blind eye that evolved after our common ancestor (probably a jellyfish, or something).

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