Creationism And Intelligent Design Are NOT NOW Science

Seattle Post-Intelligencer: AP – U.S. Headlines
Wisconsin city allows teaching creationism

GRANTSBURG, Wis. — The city’s school board has revised its science curriculum to allow the teaching of creationism, prompting an outcry from more than 300 educators who urged that the decision be reversed.

School board members believed that a state law governing the teaching of evolution was too restrictive. The science curriculum “should not be totally inclusive of just one scientific theory,” said Joni Burgin, superintendent of the district of 1,000 students in northwest Wisconsin. …

There have been scattered efforts around the nation for other school boards to adopt similar measures. Last month the Dover Area School Board in Pennsylvania voted to require the teaching of alternative theories to evolution, including “intelligent design” – the idea that life is too complex to have developed without a creator.

School Board Considers Censoring Books, Handing Out Bibles, Teaching Creationism (washingtonpost.com)

Some Teachers Decry List of Ideas as Attempt to Inject Christian Values Into Curriculum
By Joshua Partlow

To Margaret Young, vice chairman of the Charles County Board of Education, the required reading lists in her Southern Maryland school system are teeming with “profanity and pornography, fornication and adultery.”

Take, for example, “Dust Tracks on a Road,” an autobiography by acclaimed American author Zora Neale Hurston. Young said the book contained “disgusting” scenes of “inappropriate” sexual conduct. …

One of the more controversial proposals was to invite Gideons International to hand out Bibles to students. …

“Basically these people are telling you how you should be and, if you’re not, you’re a bad person….”

Science > Creationism and Science Clash at Grand Canyon Bookstores” href=”http://www.nytimes.com/2004/10/26/science/26cany.html”>The New York Times > Science > Creationism and Science Clash at Grand Canyon Bookstores By CORNELIA DEAN

[You may] not seen “Grand Canyon: A Different View,” but others who have, including geologists on the Park Service staff, say it does not meet that test. A compilation of photographs, biblical quotations and essays published last year by Master Books, the book says God created the heavens and the earth in six days, 6,000 years ago, and that the canyon formed in a flood God caused in order to wipe out “the wickedness of man.” The geology of the canyon proves it, the books’ contributors say.

Actually, the universe formed billions of years ago, Earth formed billions of years later and the Grand Canyon was shaped by millions and millions of years of hydrology, chiefly the action of the Colorado River. Other ideas, however dearly held, are myths. Or, as the Geologic Resources Division of the Park Service put it in a memo, “The book purports to be science when it is not. The book repudiates science.”

Nevertheless, it is for sale at the six bookstores at Grand Canyon National Park.

News from Agape Press

“The interesting thing is that, really, from a creationist perspective, we have no trouble at all explaining variation within human kind like this,” he explains. “I like to help people understand that by saying, ‘Look — eight people got off Noah’s ark, and as they increased in number, and then you have the Tower of Babel, and you split up the human gene pool.'” …

[H]e says creationists understand that there are some differences between modern man and the ancient skeleton, and that this is just another example of God’s creativity in designing people. …

Ham says evolutionists simply do not know what to do with this conflicting information. But he says these die-hard Darwinists will fit all their contradictory conclusions into their faulty evolutionary framework anyway.

Left Undone

The Internet is so vast it now reaches across time. Here is a message from 2010:

At the time, I was surprised they rounded up the Catholics. I knew they would ignore the few atheists like me; Our New Lord doesn’t believe we exist. But history shows the Jews are the scapegoats, the victims, the sacrificial lambs. Not this time. The Jews are treated like prized pets by the Believers; they will have a special place until the moment of Rapture, at which point they can go to hell with the rest of us.

Besides, this time the gay-liberals have been revealed as the secret enemy within. The gay-liberals eat babies and want to sodomize your son and make your daughter have an abortion; they live to destroy the family and bankrupt hard-working people. Gay-liberals corrupt and poison our pure culture. His Truth: “Hate the sin, kill the sinner.”

The Catholics, however, know something about controlling through religion, about using faith to move empires, of preaching peace while waging war. That’s part of the reason the Believers sought them out as early allies. However, Catholics believe God is beyond human comprehension and much of their faith is allegorical, not literal as the Believers demand. In the end, it may have been the Catholics’ insistence that Jesus wasn’t born in Texas that did them in. Certainly, their refusal to wear Our New Lord’s cross made them easy to pick off.

The Latino Guard was of no use this time. Most of them had done their duty against the infidels in Europe and Asia. When they were brought home to sweep the streets of non-Believers, many complied. The others are said to have run off to the savage land – I think they may have been gunned down themselves. But, one can’t expect the largely-Catholic Latino Guard to happily imprison fellow Catholics.

So, it fell upon the NRA, in what was ironically their last domestic mission, to round up the Catholics. The able-bodied were conscripted and sent to one of the Freedom Frontiers. His Truth: “Sometimes dead is as free as you can get.” The youngest boys were sent to home schooling by the Believers. His Truth: “Don’t trust anyone else to teach you the truth.” The girls have been spared the burden of an education and were put to work clearing the forests for the Bureau of Good Stewardship. His Truth: “It’s not a resource if you don’t use it.” As for the women, well, there were rumors of rape-rooms next to nurseries to provide more troops, but I don’t think Believers have the patience – they say their Day is very near.

As for the NRA, most of them were shipped overseas as well. His Truth: “What good are guns at home when we’ve got enemies to kill abroad?” Where did they think their “inalienable” right came from? His Truth: “There is no law but God’s. All freedom comes from God and through his Believers.” I hope the NRA members appreciated that whole ‘cold-dead hands’ irony.

I can’t believe anyone ever thought the Believers were stupid. In no time, they’ve conquered much of the world. Now, they are ready for their final reward. In keeping with God’s will, they’ve given nuclear bombs to the infidels. It would be wrong – pointless – to try to thwart God. And, so, the Believers are right: their Day is very near.

If I am able, I will write about the conquest of Europe and the “Election” of 2008.

A short time later, this message appeared:

The Ministry of Faith-based Justice has determined that enemies of freedom and faith may be spreading lies across time. These enemies of faith seek to destroy our culture and society. We demand that you erase such wicked messages. Only Our New Lord can protect you from these terrorists. Praise Him. Signed: Attorney General Limbaugh, the Voice of Truth.


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Heard on the street

What pisses me off is my fellow Catholics. Kerry doesn’t approve of abortions — neither do I — he just wants to protect a woman’s right to choose. Catholics turning against Catholics!

I didn’t tell my Hispanic neighbor that the abortion rate is rising under Duhbya, the Uniter. Why upset him more? mjh

Evidence Mounts That The Vote Was Hacked

Questionable Tactics by GOP by Thom Hartmann

in Florida’s counties using results from optically scanned paper ballots – fed into a central tabulator PC and thus vulnerable to hacking — the results seem to contain substantial anomalies.

In Baker County, for example, with 12,887 registered voters, 69.3% of them Democrats and 24.3% of them Republicans, the vote was only 2,180 for Kerry and 7,738 for Bush, the opposite of what is seen everywhere else in the country where registered Democrats largely voted for Kerry.

In Dixie County, with 4,988 registered voters, 77.5% of them Democrats and a mere 15% registered as Republicans, only 1,959 people voted for Kerry, but 4,433 voted for Bush.

The pattern repeats over and over again – but only in the counties where optical scanners were used. Franklin County, 77.3% registered Democrats, went 58.5% for Bush. Holmes County, 72.7% registered Democrats, went 77.25% for Bush.

Those faulty exit polls were sabotage=The Hill.com= by Dick Morris

Exit polls are almost never wrong. … So reliable are the surveys that actually tap voters as they leave the polling places that they are used as guides to the relative honesty of elections in Third World countries. … But this Tuesday, the networks did get the exit polls wrong. Not just some of them. They got all of the Bush states wrong.

To screw up one exit poll is unheard of. To miss six of them is incredible. It boggles the imagination how pollsters could be that incompetent and invites speculation that more than honest error was at play here. …

At the very least, the exit pollsters should have to explain, in public, how they were so wrong. Since their polls, if biased or cooked, represented an attempt to use the public airwaves to reduce voter turnout, they should have to explain their errors in a very public and perhaps official forum.

This was no mere mistake. Exit polls cannot be as wrong across the board as they were on election night. I suspect foul play.

Note that the infamous Dick Morris is suggesting that Dems rigged the infallible Exit Polls. mjh

Red, Blue and Purple States and Counties

Blended Results By State
Dems and Reps
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By County
Election 2004 Results

Using County-by-County election return data from USA Today together with County boundary data from the US Census’ Tiger database we produced the following graphic depicting the results. Of course, blue is for the democrats, red is for the republicans, and green is for all other. Each county’s color is a mix of these three color components in proportion to the results for that county.

The whole “red state” view serves the Republicans and the Media and dumbs down the facts. Talking about purple states doesn’t exactly fix the matter, but at least it shows more of the truth — Dems and Reps live everywhere; thank god we’re integrated.

The link below leads to a very different kind of map, a cartogram, which I find harder to digest. mjh

The Geomblog: The ‘Purple Haze’, revisited.

How Can Anyone Trust the System?

How can we process billions of ATM, credit card, debit card and other financial transactions every single day with a miniscule error rate and not be able to do the same when it matters most to the entire nation? Because voting machines are a business and every business wants to get things done as cheaply as possible. mjh

NewsNet5.com – Politics – Computer Glitch Gives Bush 3,893 Extra Votes

Computer Glitch Gives Bush 3,893 Extra Votes

Software flaw found in Florida vote machines

Software flaw found in Florida vote machines

Wired News: Computer Loses 4,500 Votes

Computer Loses 4,500 Votes

Pundits and Pollsters Are Losers — Or Should Be

Daily Howler: Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! We think it’s time for crying cons to say who belittles their religion

BEWARE EXPLANATION: We humans reason very poorly, to the extent that we reason at all. Consider the current attempts to “explain” Tuesday’s election results.

First, there may not be much to “explain” here. When the electorate goes from 49-49 (Bush-Gore) to 51-48 (Bush-Kerry), that is a very minor “change.” Except on the micro level at which political pros work, it’s not clear that there’s anything much to explain here. And when a change in the vote is so small, almost any factor can be said to “explain” it. For example, how many points did Kerry lose because of the endless Swift Boat attacks? We don’t know how to answer that question, but we haven’t seen the Swift Boat matter come up very often in the instant “explanations.” [mjh: Pat Buchanan called the Swift Boat Liars For Bush the “winners” in this election.] Instead, Stampeding Pundits have rushed toward a few standard “explanations”? of the minor change in voter behavior. Sorry–there will rarely be a way to “explain”? such a change, although many aspects of Campaign 04 are, of course, well worth discussing.

But we are all human, and we humans reason very poorly unless we work hard to stay on track. Such hard work is foreign to our press corps. How does the press corps approach an election? First, pundits waste their time (and ours) for weeks trying to predict the election’s outcome. And let’s face it, these efforts tend to go very poorly.( In this election, John Zogby couldn’t come close to “predicting” the outcome ten hours after the voting began!) But so what? Hours later, predictions in ruins, pundits begin “explaining”? the outcome–the outcome which they couldn’t predict. Of course, they can’t explain it either–but in that case, there is no objective check on the high theories that they throw off.

Why did this race end up 51-48? Most pundits can’t answer to that question, and don’t even know how to approach it. We make this suggestion: Beware explanation. Many aspects of this election are worth discussing. But most of the pundits you see on TV won’t even know what they are.

I recommend you read the rest of Howler’s column for a discussion of the Religious Right that feels ‘dissed’ by Democratic Elites. mjh