I hope you received my earlier message.
There is some debate (in secret, of course) about how the United States of America became the Christian Republic of America. Some look as far back as the Civil War. Most look at the defeat of Goldwater in 1964 (“Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice.”). Naturally, the chicanery of 2000 and 2004 had roots in Nixon’s dirty tricks and Reagan policies of plausible deniability.
Clearly, the end of the Constitution came in January, 2005. In the months prior to the inauguration of then-President Bush, information leaked out about voting irregularities. The internets were full of chatter about programmers who bragged they wrote code that will yield believable results while shifting votes to satisfy their customer (this was the beta for the Vote Delivery System which was installed nationally in 2005). An executive of Diebold said, “We deliver what we are paid for; it isn’t our place to argue with a customer.”
When millions of people took to the streets in January, martial law was inevitable. His Truth: “There is a time and place for dissent and that time is past.” Ironically, the rioters were all supporters of the President who had been incited to riot by the Voice of Truth, who told them the gay-liberals were going to steal the election (which Believers had been saying for months before the election). With urban areas in flames, the Believers demanded protection – save us from these terrorists, they cried. And so, at the insistence of everyone who mattered, then-President Bush declared martial law. His Truth: “Fear is more powerful than anger but the really powerful use both.”
In the years since, a rumor has persisted that it was someone in the White House who leaked the original information about the Vote Delivery System. While many find that ludicrous, a few say it was genius to steal the election while accusing your opponents of doing the same and then revealing the truth to taunt them into revolt. Only the Architect of Victory could be so diabolical.
Gotta run and hide ….
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