Left Undone, Part 4, Cogitus Interuptus

You’re wondering how the Christian Republic of America came to invade Europe. It began with the infidels who infiltrated Europe just as the socialists and communists before them. His Truth: “One enemy with many faces.” Eventually, the Department of Fatherland Security had conclusive proof that the infidels had, in fact, conquered much of Europe hundreds of years ago, when dinosaurs still roamed. This, no doubt, explains the treachery of Europeans.

It was deemed in our national security interests that we invade Europe. England rolled over immediately. However, with war raging on many fronts and another monthly tax cut planned, Our New Lord decided to spare the nation a prolonged and expensive struggle for Europe – we nuked them. People cheered the destruction of France especially – enemies of liberty, equality and brotherhood!

Before the Freedom Fire, the Pope was smuggled out of Europe. In Washington, the Pope crowned Karl the Great Our New Lord. The frail pontiff died immediately thereafter and, so, Our New Lord assumed his duties, beginning with excommunicating everyone who hadn’t accepted Jesus Christ as his personal savior.

Now we are blessed to live in the End Time. We are humble in knowing we are the most moral people ever to live. Our great struggle with the infidels who falsely believe God is on their side is nearing its fore-ordained end. Then the Believers will be taken up into Heaven and the rest of us will cheer loudly: good riddance!

Attention! The Ministry of Faith-based Justice has been ordered by Our New Lord, the Architect of Victory, to destroy history itself if necessary to bring an end to the socialist communism of gay-liberals. You will not be allowed to pollute our culture and morals, you dirty hippies! Signed: Assistant Sub-Minister of Faith-based Tax Relief George Duhbya Bush

His Truth: “History is written by the winners. Win at any cost.”

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[mjh: If you liked this, perhaps you’ll enjoy The Real Inaugural Address]


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One Party Rule Corrupts

Hastert Launches a Partisan Policy (washingtonpost.com) By Charles Babington

In scuttling major intelligence legislation that he, the president and most lawmakers supported, Speaker J. Dennis Hastert last week enunciated a policy in which Congress will pass bills only if most House Republicans back them, regardless of how many Democrats favor them.

Hastert’s position, which is drawing fire from Democrats and some outside groups, is the latest step in a decade-long process of limiting Democrats’ influence and running the House virtually as a one-party institution. Republicans earlier barred House Democrats from helping to draft major bills such as the 2003 Medicare revision and this year’s intelligence package. Hastert (R-Ill.) now says such bills will reach the House floor, after negotiations with the Senate, only if “the majority of the majority” supports them. …

In a little-noticed speech in the Capitol a year ago, Hastert said one of his principles as speaker is “to please the majority of the majority.”

“On occasion, a particular issue might excite a majority made up mostly of the minority,” he continued. “Campaign finance is a particularly good example of this phenomenon. The job of speaker is not to expedite legislation that runs counter to the wishes of the majority of his majority.” …

Some congressional scholars say Hastert is emphasizing one element of his job to the detriment of another. As speaker, said Norman Ornstein of the American Enterprise Institute, “you are the party leader, but you are ratified by the whole House. You are a constitutional officer,” in line for the presidency after the vice president. At crucial times, he said, a speaker must put the House ahead of his party.

MORE large-scale government borrowing

Vast Borrowing Seen in Altering Social Security By RICHARD W. STEVENSON

The White House and Republicans in Congress are all but certain to embrace large-scale government borrowing to help finance President Bush’s plan to create personal investment accounts in Social Security, according to administration officials, members of Congress and independent analysts …

Borrowing by the government could be necessary to establish the personal accounts because of the way Social Security pays for benefits. Under the current system, the payroll tax levied on workers goes to benefits for people who are already retired. Personal accounts would be paid for out of the same pool of money; they would allow workers to divert a portion of their payroll taxes into accounts invested in mutual funds or other investments.

The money going into the accounts would therefore no longer be available to pay benefits to current retirees. The shortfall would have to be made up somehow to preserve benefits for people who are already retired during the transition from one system to the other, and by nearly all estimates there is no way to make it up without relying at least in part on government borrowing.

Mr. Bush and Republicans in Congress have paid little political price in the last four years for the swing from budget surpluses to deficits. But some polls show that Americans consider reducing the deficit to be a higher priority than many other goals, including cutting taxes, and embracing a new round of borrowing could pose political as well as economic risks. …

Mr. Bush has vowed to push hard to remake Social Security. Republicans in Congress say the White House has signaled to them that Mr. Bush will put the issue at the top of his domestic agenda in the coming year.

But the White House has never answered fundamental questions about Mr. Bush’s plan. In particular, it has not explained how it would deal with the financial quandary created by its call for personal accounts.

Two Thanksgivings

The Writer’s Almanac

The American Thanksgiving tradition originated with the Pilgrims. As early as 1621, the Puritan colonists of Plymouth, Massachusetts set aside a day of thanks for a bountiful harvest. On October 3, 1789, President George Washington proclaimed the 26th of that November the first national Thanksgiving Day under the Constitution.

On October 3, 1863, in the wake of victory at Gettysburg, President Abraham Lincoln decided to issue a Thanksgiving Proclamation declaring the last Thursday in November national Thanksgiving Day. In 1941 Congress made it official.

ABQjournal: O?ate Had His Thanksgiving in 1598 By Donald A. Chavez y Gilbert, Freelance Writer

Thanksgiving Day is a holiday which has a much longer history than most Americans realize.

The first recorded act of giving thanks by Europeans on this continent occurred April 30, 1598, as the O?ate muster arrived on the banks of El Rio Bravo, the Rio Grande. That was almost a quarter century before the Pilgrims anchored the Mayflower at Plymouth Rock on Nov. 21, 1620.

THEY DON’T REMEMBER

“The swashbuckling youth of the hard-right don’t remember Rather on the frontlines in Vietnam aggressively reporting a war that would bring down a Dem President. They don’t remember Chicago 68′ and the Democratic National Convention when Rather was dragged out of the hall for his no-holds-barred reporting. They don’t remember when conservative CBS affiliates stood behind Rather when he faced-off with President Nixon in 74′. They don’t remember, but I do and they are great memories of a great American journalist. I know. Its a fast-food country and you are only as good as your last story. That may be the fact, but as Rather might say, that’s not the truth.”

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