A red phone is ringing the middle of the night at the White House. After a long time, Cindy McCain’s voice says, “John. John. Oh, my god, no! JOHN!” Another long pause before John McCain grumpily says, “Huh? What the fuck?! Where am I?”

After “where am I,” he could add “Mommy” or the name of some lobbyist. Let me know if this one shows up on YouTube. peace, mjh