I hate to be the one to point this out, but the Iraqis hit the thousand-soldier mark in the first day of bombing. By the time Commander Codpiece landed on the Lincoln, they’d lost over 28,000 soldiers. 28,000 dead soldiers and god-knows-how-many civilians… just to get one guy. And the wrong guy at that.
Somebody please explain to me how this is going to make us safer, because I don’t see it.
Here’s My Offer: I’ll match every sign you put up in your state with three of my own. If Arizona sends me pictures of 25 signs, I’ll go there and put up 75. Same for you New Mexico. You too Colorado. This offer valid for hand-painted signs only.
As citizens of swing states, please bear in mind that the point here is to win people over, not put them off, so let’s try and soft pedal the “Bush = Hitler” stuff, okay? (There’ll be plenty of time for that after he cancels the election and declares martial law.)
Remember, the only difference between me and the rest of you is cardboard, paint, and a willingness to use them, and I think we can all agree that that’s not very much of a difference.
This offer expires October 15th.