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As Tip O’Neill never said, “All politics is loco.”

Run Over This VERY Dumb Idea

ABQjournal: Coronado Puts New Ads on Parking Lot

Stripes By Charlotte Balcomb Lane, Journal Staff Writer

First it was billboards and bus placards. Then it was ads on the

stall doors of public restrooms.

Now Coronado Center is conducting an advertising campaign of a different stripe. The line

markings between 100 parking spaces at the south end of the mall near the JC Penney store have been topped with yellow and blue ads for

Qwest Internet service and digital television. …

[O]n a recent sunny January day, few shoppers seemed to notice as they walked

to and from the mall.

The consumers that did see them thought the parking spaces were blocked off or reserved for handicapped

parking. …

Qwest and General Growth Properties, which is the second largest mall owner in the United States, will decide whether

to stick with the experiment or pull it.

When MSM Attacks

The Net, relationships

and credible information by Steve Lawrence, Editor of Crosswinds Weekly

Blogs are the New Journalism, the new sources for

information for the masses, the new News. Blogs and those Internet hangouts, share some glaring and disturbing

commonalities. Each is a high�tech substitute for a bedrock social or intellectual institution. Each poses as its

predecessor. And each is profoundly different in ways that are changing the culture � and not for the better. Each is

diluting, if not perverting, the quality, intensity � reliability, if you will � of the institutions they are quickly

replacing.

It’s a little ironic that Steve Lawrence used an opinion piece to denigrate the entire

blogosphere. He reminds me of those bloggers, mainly conservatives, who completely dismiss the “MSM” (Mainstream Media) as archaic. Both

extremes are ridiculous.

With millions of people blogging, we can find anecdotal evidence we need to support any argument. Suffice

it to say, you used to have to be a Steve Lawrence to get your opinion out there and now that’s no longer necessary. The Internet has

opened up communication world-wide, the Web has put a printing press in every person’s hands, and the blogosphere is a public forum as

faulty as any group of people.

While there are just a handful of print publications in Albuquerque, there are several dozen very good blogs.

If Steve’s editorial were a blog entry, you

could easily add your reaction *now*. In such a case, we might see hundreds of people from anywhere in the world participating in a real

discussion, instead of waiting a week for Steve to print his favorite letter-to-the-editor.

Ironically, when Steve’s column is 6

days old, the paper version will never be seen again. Whereas, linked from a blog entry, it could find new readers to appreciate and

appraise it. Most of my blog entries involve excerpts from and links to items from the MSM that I think my readers may have missed; some

find them months after the original item has sunk beneath the constantly growing mound of “news.” Often, I don’t include any opinion at

all, though as often, my opinion is probably obvious. But, by linking to the source that stimulated my thoughts, I let you decide for

yourself.

I have a place in my daily life for both old and new media. If Lawrence completely dismisses new media for being beneath

his dignity, he’s depriving himself, as is his right. But his wholesale dismissal comes across as a bit self-serving (as is my defense

of blogging, you’ll note). mjh

Update 1/26/06: mjh�s blog — A Moment of Silence for Crosswinds Weekly

The Sky’s the Limit for UNM Buildings

class="mine">There’s a damn scary headline and thought: the sky’s the limit! Enjoy one last look from the Duck Pond or Johnson Field to

the mountains. Where do we put the 10 story Starbuck’s Parking Garage? mjh

PS: Remember when Starbuck’s

crushed a little local coffee vendor named Sam Buck who ran Sambuck’s? I think Herman Melville’s estate, or the creators of BattleStar Galactica,

should sue Starbuck’s.

ABQjournal: Sky’s the

Limit for UNM Buildings; 2 1/2-Story Restriction Tossed by Regents By Olivier Uyttebrouck, Journal Staff Writer

University

of New Mexico regents agreed Tuesday to abandon a 46-year-old restriction that limited the height of new buildings to 2 1/2 stories. …

Regents since 1960 have approved a number of exceptions to the limit, including a four-story Humanities building and a three-

story mechanical engineering building. [mjh: Oh! So there never really was a “limit,” was there?]

Marty’s Road Rage

One thing

clear from today’s story about Montaño Bridge being too noisy with four lanes: Marty hates anything that gets in his way. OK, who

doesn’t. Still, Montaño has been Marty’s reason-for-being and nothing is going to stop him from getting his way. After all, he

didn’t hesitate to build a 4 lane road when the agreement was for two.

So, is he just going to roll over regarding Paseo? He

found millions for the millionth upgrade of the convention center but can’t find $800,000 for Paseo? That’s about 5% of the projected

costs and just a little icing for NM insatiable road building industry. What’s the real story here? Just preparing the public for some

other tactic? mjh

ABQjournal: 4-Lane Montaño to Be Too Noisy By Andrea Schoellkopf, Journal Staff Writer

A four-lane Montaño Bridge

will exceed noise level requirements for the area, a U.S. Army Corps of Engineers report said Tuesday.

“There’s dumb and

dumber and then there’s dumbest,” was Albuquerque Mayor Martin Chávez’s reaction Tuesday to a report on potential impacts of increasing

the lanes on the bridge. “The notion adding two lanes to a four-lane bridge is going to increase some noise: Of course it’s going to!”

[mjh: he said with a vein throbbing in his forehead and wisps of steam coming out of his ears]

ABQjournal: Paseo Extension Cut to Two Lanes By Andrea

Schoellkopf, Journal Staff Writer

Building a bridge across the arroyo avoids the permit process but adds about $800,000 to the

project’s cost.

Original designs called for a four-lane road divided by a median. Castillo said the scaled-back plan will prepare

the site for four lanes but will only pave the two lanes on one side of the median.

“We’re just building one side at this

time,” Castillo said. “We had to reduce the cost because of the bridge.”

You Can’t Get There From Here

I made an interesting discovery on my bike today. I found a way under

Carlisle at I-40. There’s a paved path with railing along the arroyo on the north side of I-40. Paved, that is, directly under Carlisle,

but gravel before and after. I rode west of Carlisle on the wide gravel path between the Interstate and the arroyo, hoping for a

connection to the bike path that travels under I-40 between Indian School and Menaul (near the tumbleweed snowman barely east of the

Big-I).

The End of the RoadOh, but there

isn’t a connection. Instead, the trail ends at a gate before the confluence of arroyos. The other trail is in sight, but to get to it

would require a steep ride down and out of the arroyo (which had water today, to my surprise).

Obviously, what’s needed here is a

bridge, maybe one of those arching bridges like those that span Tramway, carrying bicyclists and walkers above the level of the

Interstate so we can look down on folks stuck in traffic and they can look at us and think, “maybe I should get out of my car, too.”

Damn billboards!A simple bridge there would

probably cost less than re-striping Montaño Bridge or extending Paseo del Norte. It might even cost less then the yet-another damn

billboard going up nearby. (When will we finally outlaw that crap? Never.) mjh

Lost Forever

Nothing could have prepared me for the nauseating shock. I knew this day was

coming for nearly 20 years and still, it was like a kick in the teeth. We’ve lost something irreplaceable, something no other place had.

Worse, we sold it, gave it away for the profit of people who have no clue the wrong they have committed.

The next time you drive

east on Indian School and stop at the intersection with Louisiana, just north of I-40, you’ll see what I mean. That grand vista is gone

— forever. The building that destroys that view could house the cure for cancer and AIDS and the end of poverty — I still curse it. And

us for letting it happen.

More likely, it’s a Pottery Barn or some corporate crap that will soon be packed with soulless drones

looking for bargains on mass-produced trendiness. Enjoy your cheap shit. Don’t bother to look up when you get out of your car. It

doesn’t matter where you are.

What could have been our Central Park is now barely a step above a strip mall anywhere. Its feeble

attempt to look “cool” is like a well-dressed child molester.

When you hear people talk about the tragic loss of the Alvarado

Hotel downtown 30 years ago, this is what they’re talking about. It’s what happens when we neglect those things most precious and

unique to us. Now, one of the greatest vistas of the city has been destroyed in order to box in one of the already most polluted

intersections in the state. This ugliness is what you wanted, isn’t it? No? Tough shit — it’s what people with money and power want

that counts. mjh

Lost 

Vista

Albuquerque Call Center Wins Visit from Some Guy

Chance caused me to re-read the

following. I wrote this about 9 months ago after the Albuquerque Journal had an article on the AOL Call Center here bringing in a

motivational speaker as a “reward” for meeting goals. What a lovely way to say thank you. (sarcasm) mjh

From the Desk of the CEO of AOL

On behalf of myself, the

board, and our shareholders, I feel required to thank you for your recent efforts in winning the call center competition. We considered

giving you a raise (kidding) or a one-time bonus, but concluded it would be more fiscally responsible (ie, cheaper and more deductible)

to pay $10,000 to a football player to try to inspire you into keeping up the drop-dead pace at which you have been working. Thanks to

you forgoing bathroom breaks, I will get $10 million in bonuses this year. I can’t thank you enough. You are vitally important to our

company, even though you could be replaced in an instant by someone making less money.

Next month we will be cutting your medical

benefits again, but you will be glad to know we’re paying Dr Phil $100,000 to inspire you to accept your fate. When we abruptly close

your call center to ship the jobs to a place where your hourly pay is considered good monthly pay, we will try to get you a free AOL CD

as a token of our real appreciation. Now, back to work, lazy slaves! You can read on your own damn time.

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posted March 5, 2005 02:27 PM