{"id":7606,"date":"2016-01-20T08:54:56","date_gmt":"2016-01-20T15:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/?p=7606"},"modified":"2016-01-20T08:54:56","modified_gmt":"2016-01-20T15:54:56","slug":"a-modest-proposal-send-in-the-clowns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/nada\/furg\/a-modest-proposal-send-in-the-clowns\/","title":{"rendered":"A modest proposal: Send in the clowns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s send busloads of clowns in full makeup to the entrance of the NWR in Oregon. Each clown will carry a large flaccid phallus and a sign that reads \u201cIt\u2019s like looking in a mirror.\u201d Loudspeakers should blare the most obnoxious laugh-track we can find.&nbsp; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s send busloads of clowns in full makeup to the entrance of the NWR in Oregon. Each clown will carry a large flaccid phallus and a sign that reads \u201cIt\u2019s like looking in a mirror.\u201d Loudspeakers should blare the most obnoxious laugh-track we can find.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[137],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7606"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7607,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7606\/revisions\/7607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}