{"id":655,"date":"2005-04-14T10:18:54","date_gmt":"2005-04-14T17:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/wp2\/uncategorized\/scene-a-somewhat-seedy-looking-diner-somewhere-outside-of-houston-texas\/"},"modified":"2005-04-14T10:18:54","modified_gmt":"2005-04-14T17:18:54","slug":"scene-a-somewhat-seedy-looking-diner-somewhere-outside-of-houston-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/theirs\/scene-a-somewhat-seedy-looking-diner-somewhere-outside-of-houston-texas\/","title":{"rendered":"Scene: A somewhat seedy looking diner somewhere outside of Houston, Texas."},"content":{"rendered":"

If you don’t know the Whiskey Bar by Billmon, you should check it out. He writes straight-forward criticism, but he also branches out into semi-fiction. Read the whole piece I’ve just excerpted below. It is the epitome of satire. If you don’t know Abramoff, start searching for him — he makes Delay look noble. mjh<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Whiskey Bar: Order Up<\/a><\/p>\n

Abramoff: (alarmed) Look Tom, really, take a break. I can work the grill for awhile. You should rest up. You gotta give the keynote tonight. Ya don’t want the boss to see ya like this — ya know how angry he can get.<\/p>\n

DeLay: That sumbitch Bush can kiss my ass. I’ve stepped on fire ants who were bigger men than he is.<\/p>\n

Abramoff: I said the boss, not the owner. And ya sure as shit don’t want Mr. Rove hearin’ ya talk like that. So c’mon, you go lie down now.
\n—–
\nBut the ‘real’ DeLay is self-satirizing…<\/p>\n

The Nation | Blog | The Daily Outrage | Ari Berman<\/a><\/p>\n

Here’s a chronology of DeLay’s recent infractions, followed by The Hammer’s responses. You might notice a pattern. … DeLay keeps blaming the same people: liberal Democrats, liberal groups, liberal media. It’s a one-size-fits-all approach that’s likely to intensify in the weeks to come. <\/p>\n

April 13, 2005, after Republicans Chris Shays, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich questioned DeLay’s conduct:<\/p>\n

“I’m not here to discuss the Democrats’ agenda.”<\/p>\n

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If you don’t know the Whiskey Bar by Billmon, you should check it out. He writes straight-forward criticism, but he also branches out into semi-fiction. Read the whole piece I’ve just excerpted below. It is the epitome of satire. If you don’t know Abramoff, start searching for him — he makes Delay look noble. mjh … Continue reading Scene: A somewhat seedy looking diner somewhere outside of Houston, Texas.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theirs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}