{"id":518,"date":"2004-12-12T10:19:38","date_gmt":"2004-12-12T17:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/wp2\/uncategorized\/uncle-samta\/"},"modified":"2004-12-12T10:19:38","modified_gmt":"2004-12-12T17:19:38","slug":"uncle-samta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/theirs\/uncle-samta\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Samta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Uncle Samta\" src=\"unclesanta.jpg\" width=\"221\" height=\"400\" border=\"0\" \/><a title=\"Radko, Christopher: Grand Patriot Christmas Ornament\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hebookservice.com\/bookpage.asp?prod_cd=c6274\">Radko, Christopher: Grand Patriot Christmas Ornament<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Proudly waving Old Glory, Santa carries his sack full of presents . . . hopefully best-selling conservative books!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"hedgeblog\" href=\"http:\/\/www.egeltje.org\/\">hedgeblog<\/a><\/p>\n<p>No goddammit, Santa Claus is not exclusive to the US. He is not a patriot. To literally wrap Santa Claus in the American flag pretty much goes against the modern concept of Santa Claus giving gifts to the children around the world doncha think? He doesn&#8217;t only go to American houses to bring presents! He doesn&#8217;t even live here! The north pole is not a US territory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Radko, Christopher: Grand Patriot Christmas Ornament Proudly waving Old Glory, Santa carries his sack full of presents . . . hopefully best-selling conservative books! hedgeblog No goddammit, Santa Claus is not exclusive to the US. He is not a patriot. To literally wrap Santa Claus in the American flag pretty much goes against the modern &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/theirs\/uncle-samta\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Uncle Samta<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theirs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}