{"id":4673,"date":"2012-03-22T17:21:23","date_gmt":"2012-03-22T23:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/?p=4673"},"modified":"2012-03-22T17:21:23","modified_gmt":"2012-03-22T23:21:23","slug":"some-people-should-not-have-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wtf\/some-people-should-not-have-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Some people should not have dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking Luke in the neighborhood this afternoon. I heard a couple of whistles and saw a small but muscular brindle pit-bull roaming up ahead, a man following, a second man farther behind. The pit-bull sees us and comes over slowly, head down, licking lips. &quot;Is it friendly?,&quot; I ask. As the two dogs circle and sniff, the first man replies, &quot;I don&#8217;t know. She&#8217;s not mine. I think she belongs to the people across the street.&quot; I watch, warily, trying to stay cool. &quot;I don&#8217;t want to scare her or she might do something weird,&quot; he adds. Weird? Like attack my dog or me? Stay calm. The second man arrives, &quot;I&#8217;m sorry, guys, my dumb-ass brother just picks up dogs off the street.&quot; He sports the finest prison-style, long baggy shorts falling off, revealing 8 inches of boxer shorts; white tank top; tats and beard that say don&#8217;t fuck with me. Just breathe. The thug grabs the dog hard by the collar. &quot;She seems sweet,&quot; says the guy who needs new neighbors. &quot;She&#8217;s not. She&#8217;s already tried to kill two of my dogs. I&#8217;m surprised she didn&#8217;t attack that dog.&quot; WTF?!!! He slaps her flank hard, holding her front legs off the ground by her collar. &quot;That&#8217;s not gonna help,&quot; says the unbelievably nice guy who needs bars on his windows and doors, &quot;that will just make her try to get away again.&quot; I think, speak, say something, confront the ignorant brute, confront the abuser. &quot;She&#8217;s going to the pound as soon as possible. I can&#8217;t keep her in the yard. She&#8217;s already tried to kill two of my dogs.,&quot; he repeats. Meth&#8217;ll do that to you. Say, &quot;she&#8217;ll be better off the sooner she gets away from you.&quot; No \u2013 we will. Shut up. Stay calm. Let the danger pass you by. Luke just grins and walks on. My hero.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking Luke in the neighborhood this afternoon. I heard a couple of whistles and saw a small but muscular brindle pit-bull roaming up ahead, a man following, a second man farther behind. The pit-bull sees us and comes over slowly, head down, licking lips. &quot;Is it friendly?,&quot; I ask. As the two dogs &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wtf\/some-people-should-not-have-dogs\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Some people should not have dogs<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[51],"class_list":["post-4673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf","tag-luke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4673"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4674,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4673\/revisions\/4674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}