{"id":4662,"date":"2012-03-08T13:46:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T19:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/?p=4662"},"modified":"2012-03-08T13:46:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T19:46:00","slug":"the-day-internet-porn-ended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/uncategorized\/the-day-internet-porn-ended\/","title":{"rendered":"The day Internet porn ended"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the interest of fairness, Rush Limbaugh released his own sex tape today. \u201cWho wants to watch a lumpy wanker shake is limp wang at a JC Penney\u2019s ad while chanting, \u2018Come on, Viagra!\u2019?,\u201d wrote the one volunteer brave enough to watch the video, in his suicide note. Overnight, the Internet crashed as ditto-heads uploaded their own wank-flicks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the interest of fairness, Rush Limbaugh released his own sex tape today. \u201cWho wants to watch a lumpy wanker shake is limp wang at a JC Penney\u2019s ad while chanting, \u2018Come on, Viagra!\u2019?,\u201d wrote the one volunteer brave enough to watch the video, in his suicide note. Overnight, the Internet crashed as ditto-heads uploaded &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/uncategorized\/the-day-internet-porn-ended\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The day Internet porn ended<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4663,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662\/revisions\/4663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}