{"id":4085,"date":"2011-06-02T16:21:44","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T22:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/nada\/gaia-says-go\/"},"modified":"2011-06-02T16:21:44","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T22:21:44","slug":"gaia-says-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/nada\/gaia-says-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Gaia Says Go"},"content":{"rendered":"

Planet Earth Doesn’t Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source<\/a> <\/p>\n

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"I know your species has developed the technology to leave me, I’ve seen you use it before, so I’m asking you now, please, just take the hint already," read another excerpt from the Earth’s statement, which added that it would really be best for all concerned if humanity were to "trundle off to some other biosphere for a while.\u201d \u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cHonestly, what more is it going to take for you people to get the message?\u201d \u2026<\/p>\n

"Do I have to spell it out for you?" the statement continued. "Get the fuck out of here. I want you to leave now." \u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Planet Earth Doesn’t Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source "I know your species has developed the technology to leave me, I’ve seen you use it before, so I’m asking you now, please, just take the hint already," read another excerpt from … Continue reading Gaia Says Go<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nada"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4085\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}