{"id":3737,"date":"2011-03-22T19:47:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T01:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/poems\/billy-2\/"},"modified":"2013-04-11T14:24:29","modified_gmt":"2013-04-11T20:24:29","slug":"billy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/poems\/billy-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday, Billy Collins! Time to re-read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cs.rice.edu\/%7Essiyer\/minstrels\/poems\/1096.html\">On Turning Ten<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.billy-collins.com\/2005\/06\/forgetfulness_b.html\">Forgetfulness<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stpetershigh.org.uk\/DEPARTMENTS\/ENGLISH_DEPT\/PRUSH\/KS4_Resources\/Billy_Collins_project.html\">The Country<\/a> (bottom of that page). Collins is one of my favorite poets \u2014 perhaps he and Frost share #2 and there is no #1 for me (though I could hardly imagine poets more different than Frost and Collins). <\/p>\n<p>Time to trot out my tribute to Collins (for Merri):<\/p>\n<p>Billy<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t seem the least bit odd   <br \/>that all the members of the orchestra    <br \/>are dogs.    <br \/>Some in tuxedos,    <br \/>some in black gowns,    <br \/>sitting, waiting \u2014 good dogs! \u2013    <br \/>for the conductor    <br \/>to raise a long meaty bone.    <br \/>Some clear their throats,    <br \/>some drool,    <br \/>none look away for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t seem the least bit odd   <br \/>that everyone in the audience    <br \/>is in a tutu.    <br \/>Men and women dressed for the    <br \/>ballet, though this is a concert,    <br \/>each holding a pen and pad    <br \/>planning to pounce    <br \/>to snatch some new idea.    <br \/>As if Beethoven for Dogs    <br \/>weren\u2019t enough.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t seem the least bit odd   <br \/>in the end    <br \/>when the conductor puts down his baton,    <br \/>most of the meat shaken off    <br \/>to the delight of the First Chair.    <br \/>He turns and bows    <br \/>and then I recognize him:    <br \/>the poet laureate,    <br \/>the old dog himself. <em><font color=\"#ff0000\"><sub>mjh<\/sub><\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p>8\/13\/02<\/p>\n<p>PS: Frost\u2019s birthday is 3\/26\/1874.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday, Billy Collins! Time to re-read On Turning Ten, Forgetfulness or The Country (bottom of that page). Collins is one of my favorite poets \u2014 perhaps he and Frost share #2 and there is no #1 for me (though I could hardly imagine poets more different than Frost and Collins). Time to trot out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/poems\/billy-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Billy<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[94,76],"class_list":["post-3737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-dogs","tag-poets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6088,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3737\/revisions\/6088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}