{"id":335,"date":"2004-06-09T12:53:17","date_gmt":"2004-06-09T19:53:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/wp2\/uncategorized\/no-contest\/"},"modified":"2004-06-09T12:53:17","modified_gmt":"2004-06-09T18:53:17","slug":"no-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/mine\/no-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"No Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Once again, Mark Justice Hinton has won the <\/p>\n<p>grand prize in the Alibi&#8217;s  Ridiculously Short Fiction Contest. Mr. Hinton will receive $1,000,000 per week for the rest of his life. <\/p>\n<p>Reached at his home in Tibet, Lord Hinton, as he prefers, said, &#8221;I never imagined this.&#8221; Fans are reminded to dress warmly when <\/p>\n<p>standing vigil outside his castle. Please don\u2019t feed his pack of wolves. mjh<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\n<a title=\"Alibi Short Fiction \n\nContest\" href=\"http:\/\/www.alibi.com\/short_fiction\/display.php?desired_page=short_fiction\">Alibi Short Fiction Contest<\/a> (Deadline is <\/p>\n<p>Friday, June 11, at 5 p.m.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, Mark Justice Hinton has won the grand prize in the Alibi&#8217;s Ridiculously Short Fiction Contest. Mr. Hinton will receive $1,000,000 per week for the rest of his life. Reached at his home in Tibet, Lord Hinton, as he prefers, said, &#8221;I never imagined this.&#8221; Fans are reminded to dress warmly when standing vigil &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/mine\/no-contest\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">No Contest<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}