{"id":2784,"date":"2009-07-29T14:16:38","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T21:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/uncategorized\/cell-swell\/"},"modified":"2009-07-29T14:16:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T21:16:38","slug":"cell-swell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/uncategorized\/cell-swell\/","title":{"rendered":"Cell Swell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For most of my life \u2013 even if I live to 99 \u2013 I didn\u2019t own blue jeans. Originally, it had to do with jeans fitting me so badly. Eventually, I became proud that I didn\u2019t dress like everyone else. I wore corduroy, but that\u2019s a laughing matter for another blog entry. When I turned 50, I felt it was time to challenge myself, so, I bought a pair of blue jeans and joined the herd. Moo.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m telling you that as preface to an even more shocking detail that may set me apart from everyone I know: I rarely talk on the telephone. It\u2019s not a phobia: it\u2019s weirder than that. The few people I have talked to on the phone would never guess how rare that is, considering how normal I must sound. I used to have a list of reasons to explain why I avoid phones until I decided that the list came after the aversion, as is so often the case, merely to explain something that may actually be unexplainable and, further, warrants no explanation. It\u2019s my right to avoid phones and, more than likely, not my only eccentricity. Because Merri *LOVES* talking on the phone, we\u2019re a good match (for more than this reason), except when we are away from each other. (In spite of this, we talked frequently by phone the year she was in NM before I moved out.) These days, email, IM, and Skype make it seem almost unnecessary to have a phone. Or so I thought.<\/p>\n<p>But, now I see the inevitable. I see the accidents, the injuries, the mis- and missed communications growing worse with age. I see long hours in waiting rooms looming. I see that IM via WiFi won\u2019t work after a fender-bender or lost along a byway. I see \u2013 choking back a little puke now \u2013 a phone in my future. A phone fastened to me like a ball and chain, like the mark of the devil, like a pair of jeans I can\u2019t remove. A phone I can\u2019t get away from because I\u2019m *afraid* I may need it at any moment. How do you live with this?<\/p>\n<p>Because even 10 year-olds have more experience with cell phones than I do, I\u2019m asking for input, if you\u2019re still with me at this point (thank you). Who provides the best service? Which is the best phone\/feature? When I say \u2018best,\u2019 keep in mind that unlimited minutes don\u2019t mean much to me, unless I undergo a complete personality change. (Possible, but that would be hope for the wrong thing.) Should I use one of those \u2018pay as you go\u2019 phones? Which?<\/p>\n<p>I would consider a service that provides a computer connection, but don\u2019t recommend the iPhone or the Crackberry. Is there another nerd option?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for your suggestions in the comments or <a href=\"mailto:mark@mjhinton.com\">by email<\/a>. Don\u2019t call. peace, mjh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For most of my life \u2013 even if I live to 99 \u2013 I didn\u2019t own blue jeans. Originally, it had to do with jeans fitting me so badly. Eventually, I became proud that I didn\u2019t dress like everyone else. I wore corduroy, but that\u2019s a laughing matter for another blog entry. When I turned &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/uncategorized\/cell-swell\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cell Swell<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}