{"id":2453,"date":"2008-03-11T06:52:22","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T12:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/election\/the-next-3am-ad\/"},"modified":"2008-03-11T10:20:48","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T16:20:48","slug":"the-next-3am-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/election\/the-next-3am-ad\/","title":{"rendered":"The Next 3AM Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/p>\n<p>A red phone is ringing the middle of the night at the White House. After a long time, Cindy McCain&#8217;s voice says, &#8220;John. John. Oh, my god, no! JOHN!&#8221; Another long pause before John McCain grumpily says, &#8220;Huh? What the fuck?! Where am I?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After &#8220;where am I,&#8221; he could add &#8220;Mommy&#8221; or the name of some lobbyist. Let me know if this one shows up on YouTube. peace, mjh<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A red phone is ringing the middle of the night at the White House. After a long time, Cindy McCain&#8217;s voice says, &#8220;John. John. Oh, my god, no! JOHN!&#8221; Another long pause before John McCain grumpily says, &#8220;Huh? What the fuck?! Where am I?&#8221; After &#8220;where am I,&#8221; he could add &#8220;Mommy&#8221; or the name &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/election\/the-next-3am-ad\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Next 3AM Ad<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}