{"id":1258,"date":"2004-07-18T14:06:57","date_gmt":"2004-07-18T21:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/uncategorized\/things-you-have-to-believe-to-believe-the-radical-right\/"},"modified":"2004-07-18T14:06:57","modified_gmt":"2004-07-18T21:06:57","slug":"things-you-have-to-believe-to-believe-the-radical-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/nada\/dump-duhbya\/things-you-have-to-believe-to-believe-the-radical-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Things you have to believe to believe the Radical Right"},"content":{"rendered":"

I didn’t write these; they came by email. However, I rearranged them more to my liking. mjh<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.<\/p>\n

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.<\/p>\n

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.<\/p>\n

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.<\/p>\n

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.<\/p>\n

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.<\/p>\n

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
\n
\nA woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.<\/p>\n

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.<\/p>\n

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
\nspeeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay and adding involuntary extensions of duty.<\/p>\n

HMOs and insurance companies have your best interests at heart.<\/p>\n

A President lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A President lying to start a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.<\/p>\n

The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s cocaine conviction is none of our business.<\/p>\n

You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.<\/p>\n

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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