{"id":1247,"date":"2004-06-30T11:16:24","date_gmt":"2004-06-30T18:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/uncategorized\/top-ten-george-w-bush-complaints-about-fahrenheit-911\/"},"modified":"2004-06-30T11:16:24","modified_gmt":"2004-06-30T18:16:24","slug":"top-ten-george-w-bush-complaints-about-fahrenheit-911","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/nada\/dump-duhbya\/top-ten-george-w-bush-complaints-about-fahrenheit-911\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About &#8221;Fahrenheit 9\/11&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: June 29, 2004\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/latenight\/lateshow\/top_ten\/archive\/ls_topten_archive2004\/ls_topten_archive_20040629.shtml\">CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: June 29, 2004<\/a><\/p>\n<p>10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing<br \/>\n9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election<br \/>\n8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words<br \/>\n7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported<br \/>\n6. Didn&#8217;t have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger<br \/>\n5. Of all Michael Moore&#8217;s accusations, only 97% are true<br \/>\n4. Not sure &#8211; &#8211; I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe<br \/>\n3. Where the hell was Spider-man?<br \/>\n2. Couldn&#8217;t hear most of the movie over Cheney&#8217;s foul mouth<br \/>\n1. I thought this was supposed to be about Dodgeball<\/p>\n<p>(via <a title=\"NewMexiKen\" href=\"http:\/\/www.newmexiken.com\/\">NewMexiKen<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: June 29, 2004 10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing 9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election 8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words 7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/nada\/dump-duhbya\/top-ten-george-w-bush-complaints-about-fahrenheit-911\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About &#8221;Fahrenheit 9\/11&#8221;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dump-duhbya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edgewiseblog.com\/mjh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}