jfleck cogently asks, “who represents Al-Qaeda” in these metaphors

Well said and heartfelt.

Annals of fucked up metaphors | jfleck at inkstain

As a group of U.S. politicians prepared to vote on a measure intended to delay implementation of a federal effort to extend health care to uninsured Americans, one of them, a Republican Texas congressman named John Culberson, was quoted thus:

“I said, like 9/11, ‘let’s roll!’”

It is a reference to the words attributed to Todd Beamer, a passenger on the hijacked United Airlines Flight 93 on Sept. 11, 2001, as a group of passengers tried to overpower the hijackers and prevent the use of the aircraft in a suicide attack.

In discussing U.S. health care policy in a column back in 2009, I employed a different use of the 9/11 metaphor in an effort to help readers make sense of the 18,000 people who, according to an Institute of Medicine study, die each year in the United States because of a lack of health insurance:

I’ve struggled with ways of getting across 18,000 preventable deaths per year. It is a 9/11 attack every two months, year in and year out.

I’ve often found it useful to push metaphors to the breaking point. Thinking through their failure mode provides useful information. So I’d invite you, in considering Culberson’s words and mine, to think about who represents Al-Qaeda here – the people attempting to extend health care coverage to the uninsured, or the people attempting to stop them.

Or maybe we should all just stop with the 9/11 references.

Annals of fucked up metaphors | jfleck at inkstain

Hasta la vista, buitres

This afternoon, over the field in which we play volleyball, about a dozen vultures drifted south on their way to Mexico for the winter. They didn’t kettle, just soared and waved goodbye. They’ll return in March. About an hour later, I saw one straggler blown sideways on the edge of one hell of a rainstorm. I’ve never before seen a rainbow inside a rainstorm, so sodden it might drown. ¡Feliz equinoccio!

Misleading Caption #abqjournal

I was struck by this caption to a photo in an article in the Journal:

25 years and Tara is still missing | ABQJournal Online

Tara Calico, who has been missing for 25 years, is pictured here about one year before her disappearance on a vacation with her mother, Patty, in the mountains of Mexico.

25 years and Tara is still missing | ABQJournal Online

Do you think Tara disappeared in the mountains of Mexico on vacation with her mother?

She is pictured on vacation with her mother in the mountains of Mexico about one year before her disappearance from New Mexico. [/nit]

Batman and Abed

At sunset, I was walking Luke east along Sunningdale when I heard a ruckus ahead at the cross-street (Monroe). Suddenly, a kid about 10 raced around the corner running in my direction. He was dressed as Batman (the Dark Knight, not Adam West’s). I thought of Abed, from Community, who was Batman in at least one episode. Soon behind Batman ran in hot pursuit an older boy with a long black wig on. As Batman passed me, he roared at me. I walked on, watching for evidence of bullying but otherwise letting the boys be. More boys rounded the corner on bikes and skateboards, stragglers rather than pursuers, several with cellphones recording the event. (On YouTube, the part of the seemingly clueless old man is played by Mark Hinton.) 

As I turned that same corner, the whole pack turned back and swept down toward the end of a culdesac, where a party appeared to be in progress. I left it all behind. A couple of blocks later, Big Wig and Batman rode past me on a bicycle built for two, an absurd postscript. The only thing I heard was the young Dark Knight saying “that’s not how it works.” They turned at the end of the block and passed me again.

All amusing enough until more than an hour later I happened to turn the TV on and happened to flip the channel exactly in time to see Abed as Batman, rescuing Pierce and Jeff from the collapsing furniture fort in the study room. You don’t have to know any of these characters to imagine my amazement with the synchronicity.

‘Epic Pale Whale Fail’: Oswalt’s Contribution To ‘Moby Dick’ : NPR–you must hear this

I laughed throughout this hilarious interview, but then, I’ve never read Moby Dick. Fantastic zingers aimed at Americans in general and bloggers, along with the main topic. My highest recommendation.

‘Epic Pale Whale Fail’: Oswalt’s Contribution To ‘Moby Dick’

September 21, 2013 3:00 PM

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All Things Considered

9 min 50 sec

Actor and comedian Patton Oswalt appeared at three Los Angeles library branches Saturday to read aloud from Herman Melville’s Moby Dick and discuss its complexities with audience members. Host Arun Rath talks to Oswalt about his obsession with the white whale.

‘Epic Pale Whale Fail’: Oswalt’s Contribution To ‘Moby Dick’ : NPR

Dark Shadows (2 3/4 stars — probably red dwarves)

When I was in junior high school, I hurried home to watch Dark Shadows each afternoon. I thought Barnabus Collins was super-cool. (I named my St Bernard Barnabus.) Many years later, I found Dark Shadows streaming on Netflix. I was reminded that we can’t really get back to an original experience, no matter how well we recall it. The show was so low tech, so slow and dark. I still think Jonathan Frid was a great Barnabus, but I lost interest on the soap opera pacing after a few episodes. (I never saw the remake of the series.)

When I saw the preview for the movie version of Dark Shadows, starring Johnny Depp and directed by Tim Burton, I thought the movie would be great fun. I was wrong. There were little things to like, not least of which is Chloe Grace Moretz. Perhaps the music was the best part, although this is the first movie with a score by Danny Elfman that I can’t recall any of his music — anybody alive in 1972 could have scored this one.

Eva Green’s character was unpleasant but she played her with great enthusiasm. I did not recognize her from Franklyn, a movie I enjoyed, or the Golden Compass, a movie I can’t remember because the book was so overwhelmingly good (until the 3rd in the series disappointed me almost as much as the end of the Harry Potter series). 

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." — Sam Adams