It’s Hammer Time for the Exterminator

Tom DeLay is done-for. Lashing out at “liberal Democrats” to the bitter end, his reign is over. And just as his bully tactics helped expand Republican control, so, too, does his demise play a role in theirs. With his tax provided life-time pension (don’t expect him to renounce that), he’ll stay busy as a talking-head in conservative media — unless they shun him for a while, in which case, he still may return like Newty Gingrich.

I’m chortling and trying not to crow too loudly. I despise DeLay. But, current scoundrels have lead many of us to say semi-seriously, “I miss Nixon,” so, one day, I may miss this vile pissant, too. It should be a good long time before that happens. mjh

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After DeLay, a New Approach? By David S. Broder

Symbolically as well as practically, the departure of Tom DeLay from Congress signals the end of an era of Republican dominance. The question now is whether the retreat that clearly has begun will turn into a rout. …

It is almost as if [Republicans] hope that by sacrificing their erstwhile commander, they can appease the public demand for change.

As much as Newt Gingrich embodied the aggressive strategy that enabled Republicans in 1994 to break the Democrats’ 40-year grip on the House, DeLay was the man who showed them how to consolidate — and use — their new power. As whip and then as majority leader, he built the GOP fundraising and policy alliance with the business lobbies and social conservative movements, then used that leverage to impose party-line discipline on almost every key vote. …

With DeLay’s departure, the Democrats lose their most convenient symbol of abuse of power by the Republican majority — but they have not lost the issue. …

The old game of muscling bills through by rounding up Republican votes through a combination of political and financial force — the game at which Tom DeLay excelled — is over.

You Better Laugh!

When I was in junior high, I dreaded Saint Patrick’s Day. I had no idea who St. Patrick was, just that the day would be an occasion when I had to let my peer’s dictate how I dressed myself and, in effect, force me to choose sides in a senseless religious war involving two factions of a religion that means nothing to me. Choose the wrong side — or try to stay out of it altogether — and suffer physical and verbal abuse.

And then, just a short time later, along comes April Fool’s Day. I’ve always been troubled by April Fool’s pranks. Often, an effort is made to come up with a gag that is as believable as possible. When someone falls for it, the prankster jeers “April Fool!” If the victim raises any objection, the prankster berates the victim as humorless (for an example, see the discussion at www.dukecityfix.com). Perhaps there are superb pranks that leave everyone laughing, but I think many April Pranksters are simply bullies. Maybe, as Halloween institutionalizes extortion and vandalism, April Fool’s gives us one day to not only lie with impunity but to revel in it — but that’s every day of the Bush Era.

I’m sure each of us has failed to get a joke from time to time. We all seem to forget that when someone doesn’t get our jokes. But, when a joke falls flat, it may be best to keep moving and let it go. If you have to berate someone for not getting it, it’s no longer funny, if it ever was. mjh

In Which I Bite My Thumb At Scalia

I absolutely support the right of a Supreme Court Justice, and the Vice President, to say “fuck you.” We know we live in obscene times, and actual verbal obscenities aren’t the half of it.

I’m more troubled by the character it shows to say later, “no, I didn’t say or do that.” To deny one’s own actions — that’s cowardly.

And, while Scalia doesn’t claim to be a moral leader like the dishonorable Wm. “The Gambler” Bennett, he is one of our Eight Supreme Cardinals. And a hunting buddy of Dead-eye Dick Cheney, who makes no pretense whatsoever of being a moral guy.

And, to all the xenophobes and Radical Righters worried about the influx of foreigners: what does it say about assimilation when one of the most powerful Americans swears and gestures in a foreign language? Can’t we pass a law requiring public servants to swear in English, for god’s sake? mjh

Photographer: Herald got it right By Marie Szaniszlo

What Scalia thinks of everyoneAmid a growing national controversy about the gesture U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made Sunday at the Cathedral of the Holy Cross, the freelance photographer who captured the moment has come forward with the picture.

“It’s inaccurate and deceptive of him to say there was no vulgarity in the moment,” said Peter Smith, the Boston University assistant photojournalism professor who made the shot. …

Smith said the jurist “immediately knew he’d made a mistake, and said, ‘You’re not going to print that, are you?’ ” …

Smith was working as a freelance photographer for the Boston archdiocese’s weekly newspaper at a special Mass for lawyers Sunday when a Herald reporter asked the justice how he responds to critics who might question his impartiality as a judge given his public worship.

“The judge paused for a second, then looked directly into my lens and said, ‘To my critics, I say, ‘Vaffanculo,’ ” punctuating the comment by flicking his right hand out from under his chin, Smith said.

The Italian phrase means “(expletive) you.”

Yesterday, Herald reporter Laurel J. Sweet agreed with Smith’s account, but said she did not hear Scalia utter the obscenity.

Church fires photog over Scalia picture: Freelancer pays for ‘right thing’ By Jessica Heslam

A freelance photographer has been fired by the Archdiocese of Boston’s newspaper for releasing a picture of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia making a controversial gesture in the Cathedral of the Holy Cross on Sunday.

Time Stops

I first posted this 5 months ago, but it is again timely. I’m even more sanguine about time

change is Spring, when I finally find it easier to get out of bed and my hibernation is over. mjh

I like the biannual change of the clocks for reasons beyond my contrarian nature. For one thing, I like

change and the gentle disruption of the day-to-day. Change is not always good, but it is inevitable; best to be ready to find the good in

it.

In particular, I like the way the time change underscores the arbitrary nature of our measurement of time. Is it really 11am

now or is it 10am or 12pm? Why do we care? Clocks rule modern life — there are 4 or more in this one room. Hours, minutes, seconds —

nanoseconds! If only we paid such attention to equinoxes and solstices or sat patiently through more sunrises and settings. What phase of the moon is it? It is yet another matter

that separates the World from the Earth and, in the process, makes us look and feel rather silly.

That silliness is elevated by

the sing-song, childish mnemonics we depend upon: is it fall forward or spring back? Notice how we need endless reminders the day before

and again the day after in the paper and on the TV. Imagine if we had such a thoroughly redundant system reminding us that lifestyle

choices affect longevity (see it twice in the paper, hear it repeatedly on the TV — every six months — maybe that would sink in).

Of late, as a sign of the times, my thoughts have turned darker. Perhaps it is an experiment in obedience and acceptance of arbitrary

authority (do opponents of Big Government refuse to change their clocks?). You will set your clock as we tell you to, and you will not

question that. Spring Forward! Burn your books! Fall Backwards! Betray your neighbors! It is always time to be a good citizen. mjh

Lobbing Grenades in a Political Minefield

You can’t judge any news or opinion source by a single piece. Further, two people looking at the same piece will reach different conclusions — we all have our filters.

That said, today’s Albuquerque Journal tilts a bit to the right (“in my opinion” should always be implied). When the first individual cited is Steve Pearce, we might be suspicious. When the only other individual cited is Richard Pombo, alarms should be blaring. Pombo is not just one of those extremists who blame the Endangered Species Act for every evil short of terrorism; he’s also a member of the Starve the Beast Club. It remains to be seen if he is just a fanatic or, like his colleage Duke Cunningham, a corporate extortionist. When someone like Pombo speaks of “reform,” be very afraid (and vigilant). When local media endorses him as the voice of reason, well, … I just have no way to finish that sentence.

As the Journal carries water for the Radical Right on this, the editorial assumes a passionless tone — you have to trust them, because they’re so reasonable (note: passion isn’t evil and serial killers are passionless). And yet, slander worthy of John Dimdahl slips in:

Environmentalists worry that incentives, such as paying ranchers to maintain habitat for the lesser prairie chicken, would bankrupt federal agencies. Oddly, the potential for bankrupting stockmen and small logging operations by putting the burden on them never seemed to be much of a worry— perhaps more of a goal. And the Endangered Species Act often seemed a tool to realize that goal as much as to protect disappearing flora and fauna. [from ABQjournal: Political Minefield No Haven for Species]

Yup, tree huggers LIVE to bankrupt others — it’s our GOAL. And the ESA is our tool. mjh

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A Counter-terror View

I reached the following article through Tim McGivern’s blog. McGivern wrote: “[A]nywhere there is need for sensible, competent U.S. leadership … what we get is Dubya, Dick and Rummy, and it just ain’t even worth the sarcasm anymore.” mjh

‘Unit’s’ military expert has fighting words for Bush By David Kronke, TV Critic

Eric Haney, a retired command sergeant major of the U.S. Army, was a founding member of Delta Force, the military’s elite covert counter-terrorist unit.

Q: What’s your assessment of the war in Iraq?

A: “Utter debacle. But it had to be from the very first. The reasons were wrong. The reasons of this administration for taking this nation to war were not what they stated. (Army Gen.) Tommy Franks was brow-beaten and … pursued warfare that he knew strategically was wrong in the long term. That’s why he retired immediately afterward. His own staff could tell him what was going to happen afterward.

We have fomented civil war in Iraq. We have probably fomented internecine war in the Muslim world between the Shias and the Sunnis, and I think Bush may well have started the third world war, all for their own personal policies.

“For the first thing, our credibility is utterly zero. So we destroyed whatever credibility we had. … And I say “we,” because the American public went along with this. They voted for a second Bush administration out of fear, so fear is what they’re going to have from now on.

“Our military is completely consumed, so were there a real threat – thankfully, there is no real threat to the U.S. in the world, but were there one, we couldn’t confront it. Right now, that may not be a bad thing, because that keeps Bush from trying something with Iran or with Venezuela.

“The harm that has been done is irreparable. … Their lies are coming home to roost now, and it’s gonna fall apart. …

“The only reason anyone tortures is because they like to do it. It’s about vengeance, it’s about revenge, or it’s about cover-up. You don’t gain intelligence that way. Everyone in the world knows that. It’s worse than small-minded, and look what it does. …

This administration has been masters of diverting attention away from real issues and debating the silly. Debating what constitutes torture: Mistreatment of helpless people in your power is torture, period. And (I’m saying this as) a man who has been involved in the most pointed of our activities. I know it, and all of my mates know it. You don’t do it. It’s an act of cowardice. I hear apologists for torture say, “Well, they do it to us.” Which is a ludicrous argument. … The Saddam Husseins of the world are not our teachers. Christ almighty, we wrote a Constitution saying what’s legal and what we believed in. Now we’re going to throw it away.

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." — Sam Adams