Move The New Hampshire Primary To Massachusetts | ThinkProgress

Move The New Hampshire Primary To Massachusetts | ThinkProgress

Massachusetts is substantially bigger than New Hampshire, but it’s only a bit larger than Iowa or South Carolina. What’s more, campaigning effectively in New Hampshire already required buying TV ads in the Boston media market in order to reach people in Nashua.

If Massachusetts replaced New Hampshire as New England’s entrant into the primary campaign sweepstakes, then we’d probably see candidates saying something about traffic jams, mass transit, regional planning, etc. instead of all farms all the time.

Move The New Hampshire Primary To Massachusetts | ThinkProgress

Gaia Says Go

Planet Earth Doesn’t Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

"I know your species has developed the technology to leave me, I’ve seen you use it before, so I’m asking you now, please, just take the hint already," read another excerpt from the Earth’s statement, which added that it would really be best for all concerned if humanity were to "trundle off to some other biosphere for a while.” …

“Honestly, what more is it going to take for you people to get the message?” …

"Do I have to spell it out for you?" the statement continued. "Get the fuck out of here. I want you to leave now." …

Planet Earth Doesn’t Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

“The incongruent information inherent in sarcasm appears to stimulate complex thinking and to attenuate the otherwise negative effects of anger.” – I knew it!

Sarcasm Boosts Creativity? Yeah, Right. | Miller-McCune – Miller-McCune

As Miron-Spektor and her colleagues put it: “The incongruent information inherent in sarcasm appears to stimulate complex thinking and to attenuate the otherwise negative effects of anger.”

Sarcasm Boosts Creativity? Yeah, Right. | Miller-McCune – Miller-McCune

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