What this war needs is celebrities.

Real Side Radio: Jenna Bush Says “No More Butt Dancing for Me,” Volunteers for Iraq. Media Wakes Up.

Picture Jenna Bush making the announcement, with W’s arm around her shoulders: “I don’t feel right clubbing. I don’t feel right doing the butt dance on bar tables while other women my age are giving life and limb for this country. I’m going to Iraq to show how much I agree with my Dad’s war.”

[mjh: read it all (link above) — it’s blistering.]