What next? Tom Clancy as Homeland Security Secretary?

Kudos to our own John Fleck for responding to Michael Chrichton, the fiction writer.

ABQjournal: Anti-Greenhouse Argument Hot Air By John Fleck

I call it “the Galileo argument.”

It frequently pops up in defense of people whose ideas lie out of the scientific mainstream. When Galileo argued four centuries ago that the Earth circles the sun, the argument goes, he too was out of the mainstream.

It is an argument that has some currency this month, with the release of novelist Michael Crichton’s new anti-global warming thriller “State of Fear.”

I think people should be reminded that Galileo wasn’t “outside the scientific mainstream.” It is chillingly germane that Galileo’s science was viewed as threatening to the power of the Church. When those with power feel threatened, as the Church did, they will do anything to stop those who threaten them.

“The greatest scientists in history are great precisely because they broke with the consensus. There is no such thing as consensus science,” Crichton continued. “If it’s consensus, it isn’t science. If it’s science, it isn’t consensus. Period.”

It’s a rhetorically powerful line of argument [says Fleck]

Hold on. Look at Chrichton, who writes TV drama, claiming that “if it is consensus, it isn’t science.” Wow — if we agree, we’re wrong — an argument that definitely appeals to me. But this same argument is used to shoot down Darwin.

Science is under attack by people who believe there is one truth — a completely anti-Science ‘truth’ — and it belongs to them. There is no debate, no discussion, just The Truth as they see it.

Watch for Chrichton’s assertions to be taken up by the Republican Echo Chamber. Enjoy the irony of the Right Wing insisting that unanimity is bad and dissent leads to the truth. Ha! mjh

Fleck frequently blogs on global climate change at inkstain.net with copious links.

The Radical Truth-Teller

Free Will Astrology : Taurus Horoscope

I’d ask you to begin building a Truth Shrine in your home. This source of power might help you stay alert for and immune to the elevated levels of BS you’ll be called on to fend off in 2005. Maybe it would also inspire you to be in service to us all as you earn the title of “Radical Truth-Teller.”

This advice is not as poetic as Soul Celebration Day but easier to follow. mjh

But, then again,

Say not, ‘I have found the truth.’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth.’ — Kahil Gibran

Avoiding the Draft

Hey, kids, here’s some advice from your grandfolks on avoiding the draft.

Roberta Price’s Huerfano: A Memoir of Life in the Counterculture alibi . december 16 – 22, 2004

Joe, a friend from Yale got out of the draft by meditating and getting his blood pressure down below the minimum. Danny smoked cigarettes and drank so much coffee in the twenty-four hours before his physical that his blood pressure twitched above the maximum. Tom, who’s six feet tall, fasted, lost fifty pounds, and got his weight down below the minimum for his height, one hundred and thirty four, for two different physicals. The second time, they said, “You’re not going to go, are you?” Archer got FUCK YOU tattooed on the side of his right hand, the part that faces out when he salutes, and they didn’t want him, though after that another guy got his hand tattooed the same way and was drafted. A guy from Harvard acted crazy and got himself chased into the bathroom, where he secretly slipped two unwrapped Baby Ruths into the toilet bowl. When they caught up with him and tried to restrain him, he scooped up the candy bars, which were sitting in the toilet like turds, and ate them. I’ve heard that some men drink egg whites, hoping they’ll increase the albumin level in their urine and get classified 4-F for diabetes. Todd didn’t go to his physical, and he’s somewhere in the Sierras in Northern California the last we heard. Brian didn’t go to his either. He’s probably in Mexico. A friend from Columbia took three tabs of White Lightning the morning of his physical. He hallucinated and yelled gibberish throughout his processing, but he got inducted anyway. A friend of a friend at Buffalo shot off his big toe the night before his physical, like a wolf that gnaws off his paw to get out of a trap. …

He counted to ten before answering any question the captain asked, to suggest that maybe he wasn’t a good candidate for following orders promptly, but he was getting nowhere until he played his last card.

“What makes you think you’re unsuitable for Vietnam?” sneered the captain, looking across his desk at David in his underwear.

“I think I’d have a tendency to shoot my officers in the back, sir,” David said.

Keep in mind Malcolm X’s strategy. He told his draft board he was looking forward to learning how to use a gun and kill so he could come home and start a race war. mjh

Buy Blue

Buy Blue

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‘We believe in God. Merry Christmas.’

A mandate on ‘Merry Christmas’? By Allen G. Breed

Religious conservatives are pushing to make Christ the only reason for holiday season.

Emboldened by their Election Day successes, some Christian conservatives around the country are trying to put more Christ into Christmas this season.

In Terrebonne Parish, La., an organization is petitioning to add “Merry Christmas” to the red-lighted “Season’s Greetings” sign on the main government building and is selling yard signs that read, “We believe in God. Merry Christmas.”“We’re not going to allow the country to continue this downward spiral to the left.”

In California, a group called the Committee to Save Merry Christmas is boycotting Macy’s and its corporate parent, Federated Department Stores, accusing them of replacing “Merry Christmas” signs with ones wishing shoppers “Season’s Greetings” or “Happy Holidays.” The organization cites “the recent presidential election showing political correctness is offending millions of Americans.”

‘Downward spiral to the left’? Looks like a downward plunge to the right. I can’t wait for the Rapture to claim these people. mjh

The Daily Outrage
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Lines from “The Everlasting Gospel,” by William Blake.

The Vision of Christ that thou dost see
Is my Vision’s Greatest Enemy

Thine has a great hook nose like thine
Mine has a snub nose like to mine
Thine is the Friend of All Mankind
Mine speaks in parables to the Blind
Thine loves the same world that mine hates

Thy Heaven doors are my Hell Gates
Socrates taught that Melitus
Loathd as a Nations bitterest Curse
And Caiphus was in his own Mind
A benefactor of Mankind
Both read the Bible day & night
But thou readst black where I read white

The Writer’s Almanac – DECEMBER 13 – 19, 2004

Give a Disaster-ready Gift This Year

FEMA: Giving Peace Of Mind

“The holidays are a great time to give important, inexpensive gifts that say: ‘I care!’ and reduce risk exposure for friends and loved ones,” said Pennington. “Disaster-ready gifts can save lives and are a wonderful way of making 2005 a more disaster-resistant year for everyone.”

Emergency and preparedness items that might make great gifts this Holiday Season include:

# Pet Disaster Kits (food, water, leashes, dishes and carrying case or crate).
# A camp stove with extra fuel.
# an Uncle Samta

I’m reminded of disaster-preparedness advocated in the 60’s: in case of nuclear attack, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. mjh